sarcasticphan:

"do you wanna mount me again?" 
*evil cackles from phandom*

icuminpieces:

guys ima need some nice fics about dan and phil playing video games but like the parts they cut out imagine phil distracting dan with kisses and hes all “phiiiiil noooo u bitch” and dan distracts phil with cheesy pick up lines like “my dick iust died. can i bury it in your ass?” and phil is all “i top dan” “shut up.” PLEASE I NEED THIS LIKE OXYGEN

troyes-armpit-hair:

"WHAT?! No I don’t watch porn that’s gross!!" I say to my friend before picking up my phone and continuing to read smutty gay fanfiction

twinkstagram:

when someone doesn’t ship lashton

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Anonymous seductively whispered: I HAVE A BIG THING FOR ASHTON SHAMELESSLY CHECKING LUKE OUT/STARING AT HIS LIPS WITHOUT LUKE'S AWARENESS

lucasfletcher:

you mean this?

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damn the thirst is real IN HERE IM STRESS

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GOD THIS ONE THOUGH ASHTON OLEASE

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THIS ONE NEVER FAILS TO STRESS ME OUT BC ASHTON DO YOU REALLY NEED TO MOVE CLOSER TO LUKE WHILE LOOKING AT HIS LIPS LIKE YOU WANTED TO KISS HIM SO BAD??? 

And yes I ALSO HAVE A BIG THING OVER THIS TOO IM STRESS

itslashtonbitch:

but jesus fucking christ lashton has dates everyday or what

lumoonnoworries:

lashton really need to chill